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By Glubbert Finnegan A strange disturbance is reportedly forming beyond the known borders of Azeroth, with witnesses describing fleeting visions of a horrifying parallel world in which other players appear to matter. The phenomenon, known colloquially as “WoW Forever,” has caused widespread distress amongst the modern World of Warcraft population, particularly players who have spent the past decade carefully refining their understanding that every other person in an MMORPG ex

A routine Tuesday night raid has descended into confusion and mild panic this week after a local Warlock reportedly placed down a Summoning Portal without being asked even once. The extraordinary scenes unfolded shortly before pull time, when members of the guild Probably Cutting Edge This Tier were making their traditional pilgrimage towards the first boss of The Venomous Abyss. It was at this point that guild Affliction Warlock Dreadfëët-Tichondrius allegedly walked into th

Thousands of years of Amani historical scholarship have been thrown into doubt this week following emerging reports that the colossal venomous serpent currently threatening Azeroth may, in fact, be a little misunderstood. The startling revelation comes as the world's most accomplished adventurers continue their assault on the Venomous Abyss, an enormous underground complex built specifically to contain Ula’tek — an ancient weapon so dangerous that the civilisation responsible

An investigation by The Daily Murloc into the increasingly confusing state of early-season World of Warcraft content has entered its fourth day after one of our reporters discovered a tier list ranking other tier lists that were themselves ranking class specialisation tier lists. The investigation began innocently enough on Thursday evening when this publication's junior gaming correspondent was scrolling through YouTube while pretending to research an unrelated story. It was

A local World of Warcraft player has today demanded Blizzard Entertainment investigate what he describes as a “deeply unfair system of nepotism” after discovering that people with friends are generally succeeding more in Mythic+ than he is. The shocking discovery was made late last night by 29-year-old Retribution Paladin XxLightbringerxX, shortly after receiving his 14th consecutive decline from a +11 Blinding Vale. Despite possessing what he describes as “more than enough I